/ 3:28 PM

Have u guys heard abt the famed blogger Mr Brown's podcast entitled 'Bak Chor Mee'? It pokes fun at the James Gomez case, and I muz say it's very funny and creative! I think you can go search for it and dl.. But I wanna type it out here since it wun take much time.. Really funny lor~ ^.^ If you go listen to the real thing even better yah! But here it is~


Podcast from the Mr Brown Show - "Bak Chor Mee"

Narrator: This is the persistently non-political podcast from the Mr Brown Show. In today's episode, Jeff Lopez, the man and his ideas, goes for lunch.
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Noodle Seller: Hah-low Uncle, ah.. Jia Si Mi? (What you want to eat?)

Jeff Lopez: Ah.. You have noodles?

Noodle Seller: Orf course got noodle lah. I am the bak chor mee stall.

Jeff Lopez: Ok very well. One bak chor mee please, mee pok tah, mai hiam.

Noodle Seller: Mee pok tah, dry arh. Dowan chilli arh.

Jeff Lopez: Yes.

Noodle Seller: Anything else?

Jeff Lopez: Ah, no thank you.

Noodle Seller: K.

(After a while)

Noodle Seller(places bowl of noodles on table): Nah, mee pok tah, mai hiam.

Jeff Lopez: Ah, thank you. Wait wait, hang on. This has ti gua in it.

Noodle Seller: Yalar! Is got ti gua liver one what.

Jeff Lopez: But I said I didn't want ti gua.

"No you didn't."
"Yes I did."
"No you didn't."
"Yes I did."
"No you didn't."
"Yes I did."

Noodle Seller: No you didn't, and I can prove it to you arh!

Jeff Lopez: Very well, prove it!

Noodle Seller: Arh ok. You kam over here. I show you the CCTV cambera of my stall.

Jeff Lopez(surprised): Of your what..?

Noodle Seller: Nah. You see, you point to the mee pok, then you said dry. Then you point to the chilli, then you said your head. (Lyvia me also dunno wat this means..) You neh-er say you dowan to have the ti gua!

Jeff Lopez: Oh. Okay.. How much is this then?

Noodle Seller: Can see or not arh? Can see that you neh-er say dowan ti gua? Huh? Huh? HUH?

Jeff Lopez: It's ok.. I really don't want to pursue the matter. How much is my bak chor mee?

Noodle Seller: You agree or not? That you neh-er say dowan ti gua? Can you tell me why you say you tell me you dowan ti gua when you didn't? Huh?

Jeff Lopez: Look, can we move along now and let me eat?

Noodle Seller: Nonono. You esplain to me first.

Jeff Lopez: Explain what?

Noodle Seller: Esplain why you say you tell me you dowan ti gua when you didn't say you dowan ti gua.

Jeff Lopez: What the- Ok ok, I'm sorry ok?

Noodle Seller: Sorry not enuff. You must esplain why.

Jeff Lopez: Explain why what?

Noodle Seller: Esplain why, you say you tell me you dowan ti gua when you didn't say you dowan ti gua!

Jeff Lopez: Ok fine.. I'm sorry ok? Please accept my sincere apologies if my actions caused distress or confusion to you, the bak chor mee man. Look, it's only a few pieces of liver. Let's move on.

Noodle Seller: Move on? Move on, your si lang kao(phrase to scold ppl) arh, move on. My shop always here, oh-kay? But sorry also must esplain.

Jeff Lopez: Very well, I am so sorry, I am so sorry that I confused you alright?

Noodle Seller: Sorry also must esplain...

[End of Podcast]

Hahaha.. Funny eh? Very clever indeed! Go listen to the real thing lor! Oh and, it's the persistently non-political broadcast no.6 =)

write about yourself here like how you lived through a crisis like the morrocian crisis. erps, have you studied about that before and about your test, how easy it is and how much confidence you have to pass and get all A1s for all subjects, add in your own wish here, and what you would do if target is not reached, like slash your wrist, eat many many painkiller pills at one shot and die. lol it's suicidal thoughts. stay away from that. but you need to enter a reality, everyone's doing that- it's the trend, so why not follow it. unless you want to be an odd one out. cause slashing wrist is soo common in girls school not in boys school. boys suicide, just like die gracefully from 30th storey, just look on the bright side, maybe you have lived in a lie too long and so you have found out the turth now, just think. optimist wins. you have entered into a world of reality



We know life's hard, truth is hard, lies are hard, they are all hard to accept when they have been found out, and i'm rushing history homework on the Abyissian Crisis about Italy and Abyssia going into war and that the League Of Nations cannot stop this from happening, and beacuse they are formed by means to stop war and peace-keep the countries together, they have thus failed to achieve that. I think i tend to hold a class for history instead of telling you about me, i'm basically a what subject-realted lover (humanities) and thus I am more analytical and critical about things, and likes to study about dead people, haha. lol. it's history what can you expect and also geography, it amazes me. I really like it alot, so what have you? Again to find this answer you need to enter into your own reality and reflect




it's amazing. amzing how people change the way of things, like how I used to hate outdoors in Band felt it was a complete waste of time, i've acquired to like it more, i guess people change, their thereotical means and applications in life just goes on into a new direction, and see things in another perspective, i guess- it's all in the mind. It really amazes me how these comes into action, from someone so pessimistic has changed his own view of things, and thus my friend is scoring much better, being more optimisitc and not think of his old way of suicidal thoughts, which are pretty daunting. and thus we need to see things, in another light, another perspective and another new way, to enable us to open up our minds, and make more new things, the new way it is. done with the old back with the new

i've hiatus-ed.

/ 3:28 PM

Have u guys heard abt the famed blogger Mr Brown's podcast entitled 'Bak Chor Mee'? It pokes fun at the James Gomez case, and I muz say it's very funny and creative! I think you can go search for it and dl.. But I wanna type it out here since it wun take much time.. Really funny lor~ ^.^ If you go listen to the real thing even better yah! But here it is~


Podcast from the Mr Brown Show - "Bak Chor Mee"

Narrator: This is the persistently non-political podcast from the Mr Brown Show. In today's episode, Jeff Lopez, the man and his ideas, goes for lunch.
.
.
.
Noodle Seller: Hah-low Uncle, ah.. Jia Si Mi? (What you want to eat?)

Jeff Lopez: Ah.. You have noodles?

Noodle Seller: Orf course got noodle lah. I am the bak chor mee stall.

Jeff Lopez: Ok very well. One bak chor mee please, mee pok tah, mai hiam.

Noodle Seller: Mee pok tah, dry arh. Dowan chilli arh.

Jeff Lopez: Yes.

Noodle Seller: Anything else?

Jeff Lopez: Ah, no thank you.

Noodle Seller: K.

(After a while)

Noodle Seller(places bowl of noodles on table): Nah, mee pok tah, mai hiam.

Jeff Lopez: Ah, thank you. Wait wait, hang on. This has ti gua in it.

Noodle Seller: Yalar! Is got ti gua liver one what.

Jeff Lopez: But I said I didn't want ti gua.

"No you didn't."
"Yes I did."
"No you didn't."
"Yes I did."
"No you didn't."
"Yes I did."

Noodle Seller: No you didn't, and I can prove it to you arh!

Jeff Lopez: Very well, prove it!

Noodle Seller: Arh ok. You kam over here. I show you the CCTV cambera of my stall.

Jeff Lopez(surprised): Of your what..?

Noodle Seller: Nah. You see, you point to the mee pok, then you said dry. Then you point to the chilli, then you said your head. (Lyvia me also dunno wat this means..) You neh-er say you dowan to have the ti gua!

Jeff Lopez: Oh. Okay.. How much is this then?

Noodle Seller: Can see or not arh? Can see that you neh-er say dowan ti gua? Huh? Huh? HUH?

Jeff Lopez: It's ok.. I really don't want to pursue the matter. How much is my bak chor mee?

Noodle Seller: You agree or not? That you neh-er say dowan ti gua? Can you tell me why you say you tell me you dowan ti gua when you didn't? Huh?

Jeff Lopez: Look, can we move along now and let me eat?

Noodle Seller: Nonono. You esplain to me first.

Jeff Lopez: Explain what?

Noodle Seller: Esplain why you say you tell me you dowan ti gua when you didn't say you dowan ti gua.

Jeff Lopez: What the- Ok ok, I'm sorry ok?

Noodle Seller: Sorry not enuff. You must esplain why.

Jeff Lopez: Explain why what?

Noodle Seller: Esplain why, you say you tell me you dowan ti gua when you didn't say you dowan ti gua!

Jeff Lopez: Ok fine.. I'm sorry ok? Please accept my sincere apologies if my actions caused distress or confusion to you, the bak chor mee man. Look, it's only a few pieces of liver. Let's move on.

Noodle Seller: Move on? Move on, your si lang kao(phrase to scold ppl) arh, move on. My shop always here, oh-kay? But sorry also must esplain.

Jeff Lopez: Very well, I am so sorry, I am so sorry that I confused you alright?

Noodle Seller: Sorry also must esplain...

[End of Podcast]

Hahaha.. Funny eh? Very clever indeed! Go listen to the real thing lor! Oh and, it's the persistently non-political broadcast no.6 =)